June 12, 2012
Don’t Call It a Comeback 4: Notes From a Last Place (Fantasy) Team

By Dre Rivas

For those of you that are unaware, my fantasy baseball team, Los Pollos Hermanos, gets its name from the television show Breaking Bad. If you didn’t realize this, it means you don’t watch the show. And if you don’t watch the show, you are poison to me. Just kidding. If you read the Breaking Bad piece Goodman and I did last week, you may have noticed I have a rather unhealthy obsession with the show. Some people will eat your face because they sniffed “bath salts”. I might eat your face if you talk shit about Breaking Bad.

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June 4, 2012
Don’t Call It a Comeback 3: Notes From a Last Place (Fantasy) Team

By Dre Rivas

Being in last place comes with a lot of luggage. It’s the deepest hole to crawl out from because of all the weight of all the other teams ahead of you: the weight in points, the weight in wins, the weight a jump start in the standings gives them, the weight of injuries, the weight of slumps, the weight of losses. It’s so very heavy: the lack of scoring, the lack of confidence. The weight of every decision you make feels heavier than the one before. Do you start Jarrod Parker this week with two starts against Texas and Arizona? Beachy against Toronto? Something weighing on you there. You feel it all collapsing onto you. Everyone else’s baggage succumbing to gravity, while you struggle with your own.

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May 29, 2012
Don’t Call It a Comeback 2: Notes From a Last Place (Fantasy) Team

By Dre Rivas

There is a great moment in that masterpiece, There Will Be Blood (which has been on my mind a lot recently since the release of the trailer to The Master, the director’s next film), when the oil derrick is set ablaze in an ill-fated accident. Our antihero is the great oil tycoon Daniel Plainview (played by Daniel Day-Lewis). Plainview watches money burn before his eyes and though he is quite a serious man, he is not overly angry. In fact, he blasts his right-hand man, Fletcher, (played by Ciaran Hinds) for “looking so miserable”. Fletcher is dumbfounded… why isn’t Plainview more upset about the costly accident as the oil burns like a flamethrower all night and through the morning? It’s a wasted day, a wasted night of riches. How can Plainview, an otherwise serious man of short temper, appear to take this awful misfortune in stride? Before he can ask, Plainview explains… it’s the bottom line:

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